This will be a fuck-less post.

Sometimes I just need to get a few fucks out, here and there. But, that's all out of my system now. No worries.

So, it seems traffic was the theme of the day. For example, this morning, on the way to work, I was driving down Pine. In front of me, was a BMW Z3. So, we're driving and then, all of the sudden, we're not driving. He stopped, dead, in the middle of the street. So, I had to stop. And he just stays stopped. So, I think maybe he's trying to get over...but he doesn't. Then, I think maybe he's looking for a certain building...but he's not. So, I honk. A nice long honk. And what does he do? He honks back. And honestly I thought it was stupid, because I don't ever honk at people unless they do something really stupid. And, if you do something stupid, you usually know it, so you don't honk back. Ever. Anyway, so I finally wait for the cars to go by, and I go around him. As I go around him, I flip him off. And, I usually don't just flip people off for no reason (believe it or not.) but, he had it coming. So, I get to the intersection and he's still a block back. All of the sudden, he zooms up to me and FLIPS ME OFF. Ummm..what in the hell? You don't flip someone off after they flip you off for doing something stupid. Anyway, I flipped him off again, and gave him a dirty look. I was really pissed. So, I pull into the parking garage at work, and go to my usual spot and park. I look over and see Mr. BMW Z3. Imagine that. So, you can imagine how mad I was, and a lot of you know how shy I'm not. So, I decide I'm going to wait for him to get out, and then confront him on his driving skills. However, he never got out of his car. I think he recognized me. So, finally I got out and went in to work because I couldn't wait any longer.

It amazes me how stupid people can be when driving. And then, some of those same people think they do nothing wrong. Ugh! So anyway, the bad driving just continued as I left work. I got stuck in the parking garage behind this lady in a old Ford Probe. She felt that her car was so precious that she had to come to a COMPLETE stop before she could go over a speed bump. Crap, it took me 10 minutes to get out of the garage because of her. GOSH!

Speaking of parking garages...in my parking garage, most of the spaces are reserved spots. If you've been with the company for so long, you get an assigned spot. Now, while I think that's a good reward, I think the formula they use for the spots is stupid. For instance, there are assigned spots waaay far away from the entrance to the building, while there are un-assigned spots right next to the door. Where is the logic in that? I would not want an assigned space that was way far from the entrance. That just sucks. I'd rather take my chances with an un-assigned spot. But, maybe that's just me. Who knows.

I have, what feels like is a lot, of stuff to do. Like, for instance, I need to pick up & drop off dry cleaning, get gas, pick up a prescription, and go to the gym. Not necessarily in that order. That just seems like a lot for a Wednesday.

Last night (as I was posting about before my post disappeared), we went to Macaroni Grill with some friends. Oh, wait, that's "Romano's" Macaroni Grill. Not to be confused with "Janet's Macaroni Grill" or "Ted's Macaroni Grill". I just wanted to clarify. It was yummy! I had salmon and spinach orzo, which I will be eating the other half of tonight. Plus, I got to see Ricardo & Jim-Bob and my other friend John. Not to get off the subject, but I'm listening to "Cheeseburger In Paradise" and I'm sort of confused as to why Jimmy Buffet would write a song about cheeseburgers. I mean, they're good to eat when you're hungry...but I don't think they're so good that someone should write a song about them. But, whatever!

Speaking of Paradise...only 73 more days to go until I'll be sipping mojitos in Miami and only 75 more days until I'll be drinking Bahama Mama's in San Juan. MmmMMm mojitos!

Well, that's about it. I need to get my butt in gear. I've almost got myself pysched up to pay $2.17 a gallon for gas! WHAT THE _______! (Remember, I said this was a fuck free post.) That's just too much for gas.