A Conversation With Myself

So, tonight I want to tell you about the conversation I had with myself at the grocery store. See, I often have conversations with myself. They're usually irrational, and I have no idea where they come from, but I have them. So, this is basically how this conversation went:

What are you forgetting? Damnit! How could I have forgotten my party folder which had my grocery list in it? YOU IDIOT! You were just working on it before you left work! What sort of idiot am I???? Damnit! God, if this fat kid doesn't stop running up and down the aisles I'm going to scream! Shit! What if people don't like my food at the party? What if I don't have enough food for everyone at the party? What if nobody shows up? WHY DID I FORGET MY LIST??? Wow! This is a really good deal on these napkins! What if it rains on Saturday? Damnit! I wish I hadn't forgotten my list. Well crap.

So that's pretty much it. Things like not having a list make me crazy. I hate that feeling.

In other news. If I can figure out how to upload a video to youtube, I will have a special treat for you later. Until then, peace out!