Shitty

That's how I feel. Shit-a-riffic. My stomach feels a ton better. I drank some Sprite and took a Pepcid. Now, it's just this throbbing pain in my mouth that needs to disappear. I took some Advil LiquiGels though. Ugh, this sucks. Why didn't you fuckers warn me that it would be so awful? I totally would have reconsidered! My gums are so swollen that I can't even bite down with my front teeth. It sucks. I guess I really should have had my Mommy come and take care of me. That's how big of a baby I am. I'm not afraid to admit it. Since I haven't had anything to eat that I've actually been able to keep down, I'm totally looking forward to some oatmeal in the morning. I'm also going to try some macaroni and cheese tomorrow too. Maybe I can cut the noodles up in smaller pieces so they're easier to swallow. I will be so glad when this is over so I can get back to blogging about interesting stuff. Like shoes and shopping. Heh.