My heart burns

So I managed to let a Rolaid dissolve in my mouth and I finally think my heartburn is going away. With any luck, in an hour or so, it will be gone and I can sleep.

I am so hungry for regular food I could scream. I would kill for a chicken soft taco or some macaroni and cheese. I'm tired of pudding, ice cream, and soup. Gross. If I'm feeling better in a bit, I may attempt to fix myself some oatmeal.

I have a confession to make to the flower delivery guy. Today, when you rang the doorbell and I did not answer, it was because my face looks so freakish that I was afraid if you saw me, you'd run in fear. So, when you called me and told me you were outside, I lied to you and said I couldn't get out of bed. So sorry about that. I technically can get out of bed, but I really don't want anyone to see me like this.

Everything is completely quiet in my house right now, except for the sound of my keyboard and the wind. The wind is blowing so hard that I keep thinking it's going to blow the roof off or something. Good thing I have the basement evacuation route drilled into my head.

Well, here's to hoping I feel a lot better tomorrow. Today I've felt like complete, utter shit.