Nah Nah Nah, That Don't Kill Me...

Will only make me stronger. Shitfire! (As my mean grandmother used to say) This merger business is tryin to break me. I'm not sure if any of you read the STL Biz Journal, but if you do, I'm sure you saw the article about a certain local CEO's deal from said merger. Wow, I'd love to be able to finagle benefits for life for myself, my spouse, and my adult dependants. Sweet. I'd also love to be able to make stock holders pay my taxes. Wow. So, you can see where I'm going with this? I'm beside myself. Do I stay? Do I go? That's a daily thought. I'd love to stay. I love my job. I love my co-workers. I love(d) the company I work(ed) for. Well, since I'm not ok with living my life by the seat of my pants, I've decided to try and find a job with a better, faster, stronger (Go KanYe!) company. This is my plea. If your company is looking for a Project Planner or IT Analyst, I'm your woman. Get at me, dawgs. Besides, at the rate we're going, I'm going to come in one morning and be met at the door by security who hands me a box and tells me my position has been eliminated. Rut-roh Scooby!

Okay, so moving on. I had a 2 hour and 42 minute meeting today with a not-so-experienced-or-nice PM today. See, I've been trying to explain Project Management 101 to her since June. Well, today I think she finally got it! I'm so proud of me. I made it through 2 hours and 42 minutes without losing my patience. There is hope! Even though I had to break it down to her like she was five, I think I accomplished my goal and the light bulb flipped on! To celebrate this joyous occasion, I've decided to consume a bottle of the finest Chardonnay that I chilled just yesterday. Score for me! I'm also feasting on a delicious Porterhouse steak, courtesy of Chris.

So that's pretty much it. I was going to get into some pet peeves of mine, but the wine is making me believe it's just not worth it. Not tonight anyway. I will continue to drink my wine and download music.

2.5 games behind. Watch out bitches, we're makin' a comeback. Go Cards!