Music Outlet has guitars for $14.95?!?!?!?!!?

Oh yes. Do they. This evening, as we were driving back from my momma's house, we saw a billboard along I-70 that was advertising Music Outlet in the Warrenton Outlet Shopping Center. It said they had guitars for $14.95. Chris looked at me, I looked a Chris, and the decision was made. We were getting a guitar for $14.95. The conversation went a little something like this:

Me: We are so getting a guitar.

Chris: It's probably a miniture sized guitar.

Me: I don't care.

So, we stop and start to go inside. I notice all the guitars in the window are like $150 and up. I tell Chris, that perhaps the sign was bogus. We walk in, the conversation goes something like this:

Guitar Lady: Hello!

Me: Hello! How are you?

Guitar Lady: I'm good. Is there anything I can help you with?

Me: Well! We saw your billboard for a $14.95 guitar and I would like one please.

Guitar Lady: Ha! Those are children sized.

Me: Well, ok! I'll take one!

Guitar Lady: How old is the child?

Me: Uh, well, there is no child. It's for me!

Guitar Lady: Oh. Okay, I'll tell you what. I'll give it to you for $4.95.

Me: Sweet! I'll need to buy a guitar pick too!

Guitar Lady: I'll throw in 2 free ones.

Me: Sweet!

About that time, Chris comes over. We start looking at harmonicas. Yes, harmonicas. We decide to purchase one to complete our band. Please follow:

Me: We'll take a harmonica, too!

Guitar Lady: Harmonica's are 30% off.

Me: Sweet!

We walked out of Music Outlet with 2 musical instruments for under $20. Seriously folks, can you beat that shit? Now, ask me if I can play the guitar or the harmonica. Go ahead, ask me. Wait, let me answer you. NO! I cannot play either one. However, when we got in the car, I started playing. I made up a song. It fucking rocked. Ask Chris. He played backup harmonica as we were driving down I-70. Always an adventure with me. Always.