First Things First

Well, my new blog design is coming along slowly. Don't get your hopes up for anything soon. However, I promise, one day, it's coming. Moving on, my right arm is in extreme pain since yesterday. I'm pretty sure I pulled a muscle. Fun.

Now let's talk about a few of my favorite things. You know, stupid people - girls who spend too much time primping - traffic - things of that nature. So, I've already told most of you about the idiot guy in my class. The guy who had no idea how to write a 5 page paper. Ugh. It's so frustrating to feel like the smartest person alive. I want to be challenged. Please stop dumbing it down for everyone just because one or two people don't get it. It's making me want to rage. Also, what is up with girls who are pretty in the first place, spending copious amounts of time putting makeup on? I hate to break the news to ya chickies, but there is no amount of makeup on the planet that will make you beautiful. Trust me on this. Obviously you don't think you're beautiful enough anyway, otherwise you wouldn't be putting on so much face paint. Right? Sheesh. Get with the program ladies. Self confidence. Get some. Fo' rizzle. Hmms, what else? Traffic! Holy shit batman. Slow the fuck down on the "old" 64. During construction, i'm not sure if you know this or not, but during construction, when you see those signs that say the speed limit is 45? Well, they put those signs up because you are supposed to go that speed. They don't put the signs up for you to ignore. I'm as guilty as the next person when it comes to speeding on 40. I'm a speeder. I've got 5 tickets and not a lot of cash on hand to prove it. However, I know that during construction, I'm going to have to slow down. I'm just going to have to. So, if I'm slowing down, you should to. I'm going to be pretty pissed if one of you douchebags hit my new car. (I'm getting a new car soon.) So, make sure it doesn't happen. Bitches.

Anyway, me and my gimp arm are going down to Branson with Chris, Indy, and Matt for a wild and crazy birthday weekend with my sister's in-laws at Silver Dollar City. Should be a good time. Have a good weekend kids.