Ask Me!

Courtesy of an old friend of mine, M.

1. What is your favorite toy? (This can be an actual child's toy or an adult toy)

So, right now my favorite toy would be my game boy. (Yeah, I know you got your hopes up for an adult toy. Suck it.) I play my game boy like it's going out of style. And, actually, it did go out of style because the only game I ever play is old school Tetris. No comments please. I like it, I love it.

2. What do you like to do most in your spare time?

Ha! Spare time! Like I have it. No, honestly in my spare time, I like to shop, read, or hang out by the water. I can do the pool, the lake, or a river.

3. What annoys you most?

This is a toss up. I actually have 2 things that annoy me the most. First, people who take the elevator 1 floor up. This irriates me to no end. And I know I'm going to catch hell for this, but it always seems like it's the really over weight people who take the elevator 1 floor up. This especially annoys me at work, in the parking garage. 1 floor = about 10 steps. GAh! The second thing that annoys me the most is when people don't have the balls to tell you yes or no. Now, I know there are times when you really, honestly don't know. However, trust me kids, I know when you're bullshitting. It's either yes or no. There is no maybe. I also hate the tentative option in Outlook. Complete, 100% bullshit.

4. Who is it your favorite Cardinal of all time and why?

Wow, this is a really tough question. Obviously I'm a huge Cardinals fan, and love every one of them..well, not every single one, but most of them. I guess I can answer this 2 fold. My favorite player of yesteryear is Ozzie Smith. I think he's my favorite because he was such an awesome player and he always let his personality shine through. I think that made him stand out so much because so often baseball players turn off who they really are to play the game. I think Ozzie took it to the next level by being a great player, AND letting his personality shine. My favorite player of today is Albert Pujols. Besides his smashing good looks, he is a work of magic. The way the guy hits the ball. I just don't get it. I read an interview a while back that someone from Wash U wrote about him. They brought him in and hooked him up to "study" him. They did find that he is, indeed, unique. I think it's his intense strength that impresses me, player wise. He's also an overall good guy, and you've gotta give him points for that!

5. What in life do you regret the most?

Hmm, what do I regret most? Well, I personally do not regret anything I have ever done. I like to think that all my decisions made in life, mistake or not, have been thought out and handled maturely. However, I would say that my biggest regret (that I have no control over) is that my dad's side of the family is so hateful, close minded, and angry. I regret that they'll never be happy in life. They'll never see the things I've seen, experienced the things I have, or share in the happiness I do everyday.

So, the rules are as follows:

1. Leave me a comment saying, “Interview me.”

2. I will respond by emailing you five questions. I get to pick the questions.

3. You will update your blog with the answers to the questions.

4. You will include this explanation and an offer to interview someone else in the same post.

5. When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions.