Back, but Gone Again

So, first you should know that I am only typing this post because I paused my tivo during Grey's Anatomy because I really felt like I was neglecting you all. Plus, I got a few angry emails. Anyway, moving on.

So, last weekend was India's bachorlette party in Chicago! We had a flippin' blast. We hung out with my cousin Adam and his hot boyfriend Joe, and shopped, ate, drank, laughed, danced, ate some more, drank some more, yelled obscenities about the Cubs, and various other fun shit. If you weren't there, you should have been. You really missed out!

This weekend, we're off camping. Well, not "real" camping. But, we are going to Bass River Resort and staying in a cabin. So, it's sorta like camping, but not. Anyway, we're going with Jason and Nicole and their incredibly smart, and cute son. Should be fun. I just hope it doesn't rain all weekend.

Hmm, what else? Oh, work! The new job is going good. I'm getting more and more involved in the projects, which I love. So, after about a month and a half, I have 20 projects. It's safe to say that they keep me busy.

I leave for vacation in Florida in 12 days. GET EXCITED! I am.

Hmm, what else? Oh, I had to get lippy with a bitch last night. Kara and I were at Dillards in the Galleria trying on swimsuits. As we walked out of the dressing room, this chick asks us if we need anything. I say no. She asks if we tried anything on. In a nice tone, I might add. I say yes. She then proceeds to get a shit ass attitude and says THEN WHY DON'T YOU GO GET YOUR ITEMS AND PUT THEM BACK. It took me about 2 seconds to say, "Umm, let me think about that....NO." I was so pissed. What the f? Isn't that her job? To put clothes back on the rack? Shit. Anyway, I hate Dillards and usually don't go there, but I had a gift card. Sooo, I used all of my gift card on Clinique items and left. Don't worry lippy bitch. I won't be back anytime soon so you can continue to be a lazy retail worker.

So, that's it. I'm going to back to watching this 2 hour special episode of Grey's Anatomy.

Peace, love, and hair grease!