Oh Baseball

Why must you hurt me? Umpires, why must you make fucked up calls and then eject people when you are questioned? Something needs to be done about the wack ass calls that umpires sometimes make. Perhaps a computerized home plate or something. I don't know, but something needs to be done. I'm so aggravated it's not even funny right now.

We spent the weekend at my Grandma's new house. It was an okay weekend. Yesterday we took my mom shopping at the outlet mall at the Lake. I haven't been there for a while, but I realized it still sucks. Why are outlet malls outside, anyway? Why can't an outlet mall be inside, like a real mall? I'm confused about that.

Last night we had a run in with a local hick girl working a drive thru window at a little hick MO ice cream/chili dog hut. I can honestly say my hate relationship with rural Missouri stems from the local hick people who populate these areas. Please speak so that i can understand you and when I question something you say because it's obviously not making sense, please don't give me an attitude like you are SOOOO COOL and I'm not. Also, I just want to add that when you WASH something or travel to WASHINGTON, there is no "O" in Wash. Please stop pronouncing it as "worsh" and "Worshington". It's annoying. Also, hick people, please don't stare at my car because you've never seen a car with headlight wipers. It's call a "cold weather package" and it's not all that abnormal. Although, I guess if you're used to driving a beat up Chevy turd, it may be abnormal to your world. Whatever. Usually when I return from a trip to rural anywhere USA, I feel so good to get back home. It makes me love you bitchy "city" people all over again.

Thursday we're leaving for Nashville, TN for my cousin's wedding. This is the same cousin who got us kicked out of a honkey tonk bar on "music row" the last time we were there. He's getting hitched and the wedding should be a hoot. We'll make sure and take lots of pictures for your viewing enjoyment. Thankfully I don't have class this week, so I have Mon/Tue/Wed to prepare. I have a lot to do. This is going to be a hectic week at work too. More on that in a different post. Thank goodness it's only a 3 day week for me.