Freezing

It's freezing and 2005, so I need a new coat. I'm thinking maybe something like this or this. The North Face Nuptse Ski Jacket may have to do. Or maybe I could go in for some sort of surgical procedure that would implant some sort of heating device all over my body. That would work too. Then, I could just wear a light fleece jacket.

Now, I'm going to go forage for some warm food.