Frickin' Lasers

Today is Tuesday. That means it's Nip/Tuck night. This season is pretty good so far. Matt finally found out that Ava was a man and now he's freaking out because he's gay. So, he went to a tranny club, hooked up with an ugly he/she and when he found out he/she had a ding-a-ling, he kicked he/she's ass. Then he went home and shaved his head. I can't help but think shit like this happens in real life. Just so you know, this paragraph really isn't relevant to anything else I'm going to say.

Today I had my "fit check" at work for our new gym that's opening next week. I'm so excited about that I could just spit! My "fit check" checked out fine. So, starting next week, I'll be back in workout mode. When I'm in workout mode, that usually means I eat turkey sandwiches & chicken noodle soup for lunch every. single. day. I can't explain it, that's just the way it works out. This weekend, I'm going to have to go buy a new pair of running shoes. My Adidas & Nike's just won't cut it in the brand new gym! I need something new & shiny; not old & busted.

I was talking to a co-worker today about school. She is going to school right now for MIS. I asked her what she wanted to do when she got out of school, as in what she wanted to be, and she told me she didn't know. I thought that was kind of odd, considering she's doing MIS. That's pretty job specific I think. Anyway, it got me thinking about what I want to do when I'm done with school. I didn't have to think too hard because I already knew. I want to be your boss. Specifically, I want to be the CEO of a huge company, preferably a company with ties to finance. There's a really annoying contractor I work with and he once overheard me talking to someone about wanting to be the CEO. He sent me the following email:

I for one think you would make an excellent CEO some day.
States supporting Statement:
1. highly organized.
2. highly resourceful.
3. quality interpersonal skills.
4. positive attitude.
5. goal oriented.
Keep your goals in mind and stay positive.
When the time is right, you'll have all the luck you need. My dad used to say that luck was when preparation meets opportunity. I think that with the qualifications your are mounting, and the education you already possess. Luck will be on your side.

Even though I find the guy completely annoying, I thought it was nice of him to send me the email, considering he eavesdropped on a conversation to know this information about it. I try to keep the CEO thing on the DL at work. You know, in case the current CEO at my company gets wind of it. ha!

Well, for some unknown reason, my iPod started acting screwy today. In the car too. I almost crashed like 100 times trying to get the damn thing working. They really need to stop making all these damn gadgets that we can play with in the car. I mean: radios, cell phones, PDA's, iPods, newspapers, vibrators...oh wait. Seriously though. I hope I get little Celeste Pinkerton working before the morning commute. Otherwise, look out for the crazy girl driving the Volvo, almost hitting your rear bumper.