Happy Administrative Professionals Day...

formerly known as Secretary Day. What the hell is the big deal with the name change? A secretary, is an administrative assistant, is an office assistant. They all fall under the same umbrella. Anyway, that's besides the point. Happy A P Day all you A P's. You go girls! My boss took me to lunch on The Hill today. Sometimes he just performs these random acts of kindness to me. It really surprises me. Go my boss. Woo.

Today was a good day. A lot better than yesterday. Mostly because the accountant wasn't in the office today. I made a ton of progress on one of the databases I maintain today however, I lost about 1/2 of the stuff I'd put in during the day right before I left. GRRRRRR. Now, I have to do it over. DO OVER. BLAH!

What in the hell is all this sudden popularity with plastic surgery about? I'm seeing some women on TV who aren't ugly or anything who are totally changing their faces. It's so weird. I mean, I'm all about a boob job or some lypo, but damn. BUTT CHEEK IMPLANTS? NEW CHINS? Give me a break. People are insane. Maybe there's something in the water. I better stick to my Diet Pepsi.

Also, I just want to comment on tonight's American Idol. WTF? Who is voting on this stuff? Why isn't the redheaded weasel gone already? Jennifer Hudson was one of the best. I cannot believe she was voted off. I almost want to protest Fox by not watching that show anymore, but part of me can't stop watching it because I want to see who wins. Damn me!

How did women in the Victorian era wear *metal* corsets?? How bad did THAT hurt? I'm sorry, but there is no way I'd wear a metal anything to make my waist look smaller. Fuck. That. Noise.

And yes, in case you are wondering...that comment came from the fact that I'm currently watching NGC. I'm addicted I tell you, addicted!

I need some new eyeshadow colors. Something bright, without being too wild. Maybe some yellows and pinks. I'm going to have to make a trip to Sephora. I also need to go to Nordstrom and find a dress to wear to my aunts wedding. Wooo, shopping! Go me!

Well, I'm typed out right now. I think I'll go read my new Cooking Light magazine. I feel like cooking a big feast this weekend.